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CD: Daddy's Little Girl“'N' I just stood on that there ridge whackin' away on that sentry the whole while, 'n' they just kept on comin' 'n' gittin killed by the darn thing!” Both Dell Conapher and Cajexin had a laugh at the story. Struggling to cut down on his half of the outburst enough to continue the engineer added, “'N' this continues fer a good seven minutes!”
A good hour had passed since the roving ambush, their would-be assailant tied up and gagged with a bandanna over her mouth between the two of them. A slight bit of Cure magic healed over the pinprick wounds that Cajexin had taken in the scuffle just enough to tide her over until she could get the bullet holes properly looked at. In the meantime, she and Dell exchanged stories to pass the time while they continued their journey towards their objective.
Still, the longer the stories went on, the more she discovered her eyes watering and a second voice speaking in her head, speaking from the past.
'Madness' Files 19: La Ratatouille (2)“Cam on, ye walkin’ pile o’ scrap! Make ‘tings ‘ard fer me!” Rynexethak lashed out again with her sickle against Le Spatula’s knives. She had toyed with it for fifteen minutes, leading the culinary robot from the kitchen to the dining room. Tenderizing hammers had flattened several tables, knife punctures riddled the majority of the chairs left standing, and all of the customers had been evacuated by the waiter. Hardly any spectators stuck around with cutlery flying everywhere.
The blood rushing through the Wench’s ears as well as her mirthful laugh drowned out both the female chef’s ranting and the warnings called out by her Card Shark. Usually fighting an opponent immune to her charms would have appalled her; but any exercise any action after her extended stay in the Skyscraper satisfied.
Cutie, on the other hand, couldn’t have been more displeased. Not only did his Mistress i
'Madness' Files 18: Isle o' Hags (2)Annoyance upon annoyance had piled on top of Scarnfix’s temper. First that business with the Indian girl, then the ordeal with the idiotic polar bear lazing about and watching that weird hissing box, and after that the climb through the narrow slit of canyon…
The Privateer perhaps enjoyed the stress relief from slaughtering the big-footed yetis at the top of the snowy upper level a bit too much, but for once on this trip he couldn’t complain. Sitting on the lip of a short cliff, a candy-cane-stripe field of snowy carnage behind him, he licked the still-warm blood from his cutlasses like a Popsicle. “‘Dere ain’t no exit on ‘dis side…” he mused between tastes, “so per’aps ‘de o’der side ‘as one.”
Feeling the cold begin to nip at his backside, he leapt down to the snow beneath his hanging feet. Across the short crater, a ramp led along the wall to a cave glowing with fiery l
'Madness' Files 17: Arendelle (1)Dropping what amounted to a spacecraft into the center of an uncharted medieval-class world would violate one of Machelix’s own resolute policies. As such, when Captain led him within range of Arendelle, Machelix took over and maneuvered his craft into the woods away from any of the world’s residents. Even without the current situation encompassing nearly all the known (and potentially unknown) worlds, caution took precedence to prevent calamity.
Two boots dropped to the needle-covered forest floor. Stillness surrounded the Nobodies, but the lack of compression in the pine needles signaled to Machelix that something had recently been here. But what it had been Machelix couldn’t exactly tell: something big and plodding like a Heartless lord, or something slug-like like a roving glacier. The shining sun above and the lack of snow on the ground made the second option less likely, even if a chilling breeze coursed through the trees.
'Madness' Files 16: The World that Never Was (3)“Hmm, where to investigate next…” Machelix looked over the map of the known worlds. Several toothpick flags pierced a handful of them, each marked with the name of the Nobody investigating that particular world. An additional one decorated with his own name he held in his open palm. A finger from his other hand traced a trail through the maze of strings towards (hopefully) an exit. “Lylat System… Titan Tearaways… to Game Central Station…”
The opening doors behind him interrupted his concentration. “Ah, Shakespeare, returned so soon?” Noticing the journal in the Scribe’s hands he added, “Or are you simply playing librarian for a bit?”
‘I am simply doing what Master Fexyregof asked of me,’ replied the Lesser Nobody. Neither head nor gaze swiveled from his objective: the stairs.
Machelix smirked as the minion entered the stairwell.
'Madness' Files 14: La Ratatouille (1)“Pour me ano’der drink, love. Me glass be empty.”
“Madame, uh, this is the fourth refill you’ve had already.”
Rynexethak looked up from her seat into the nervous red-headed waiter’s eyes in a condescending glance. “And not e’ery girl chums ‘de waters after a glass or two. I ain’t stutterin’, so bring me ano’der round!”
“Err, right away, ma’am.” A bit of a work-up the waiter needed to pick up momentum on his skates to continue on his working route.
The figure beside Rynexethak at the table lowered his menu and rolled his colorless eyes beneath a fish-shaped maroon metal helm. ‘Ye don’t ‘ave to be so ‘ard on ‘de boy,’ he “said” to the Double Dealing Wench.
A laugh that would tighten the pants of any man without their guard up sounded from between Rynexethak’s painted red lips. “Oh, come
Reader x KnB: Holiday job Kagami's ending
Author's note: Here is the first ending with Kagami. And yeah, I know it's been already two weeks since I last uploaded a chapter, but I just started eleventh grade at school and it's really exhausting.
f/n = first name
l/n = last name
e/c = eye color
h/c = hair color
f/c = favourite color
“Whaaaat!?“, say both look at me like I’m crazy.
“Are we talking about the same Bakagami? The idiotic giant fool?”, Riko asks.
“Yeah. Is there a problem?”
Momoi asks “What do you love about him?”
All I can think of are this funny moments I had with him the last days.
“He made me laugh and that’s all a good boyfriend should do” And I smile at them and they realize how much I’m in love with Kagami. Then Riko and Momoi look at each other and take a decision.
“(_f/n_), we will help you. Kagami is so dense, he will not understand it the normal way. So we have to make good plan.”
Halloween Prelude: Mothman vs. Jersey Devil
???: Cryptids. These creatures have haunted our world and minds for countless years. Though their existence has yet to be proven, they have proven to be popular enough to be cemented in modern culture and caused many to spend their lives dedicated to proving they truly exist.
???: And in this fight, we're pitting two flying monsters famous for making the Northeastern and Southeastern U.S. the worst places to spend your vacation at!
???: The Jersey Devil, flying terror of the Pine Barrens!
???: And the Mothman, an exterminator's worst nightmare out of West Virginia!
???: Our benefactors, Madness Abe and Insanus Abe, will be out for this month and we've been hired to take their places for the time being.
Our hosts: Raziel and Abridged!Alucard
Raziel: I am the wraith Raziel and accompanying me is the Hellsing Organization's top agent, Alucard, and together we'll analyze each fighter's weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Halloween Prelude: Destoroyah vs. Iris
Raziel: Kaiju: Japanese for "Strange Creature", and later known to the world for "Monster". Throughout cinema, kaiju have destroyed cities and caused devastation for viewing audiences for decades. From Godzilla to King Kong, from Gamera to the Kaiju of Pacific Rim, Kaiju have become an icon of cinema.
Alucard: And in this fight, we're not pitting Godzilla and Gamera. No, that's been done to death and it's overrated as shit! No, this time, we're pitting their greatest archenemies! Two of the baddest bastards among Kaiju everywhere!
Raziel: Iris, Gamera's greatest opponent and Ultimate Lifeform!
Alucard: And Destoroyah, the Red Lobster meal from the depths of hell!
Raziel: I am the wraith Raziel and accompanying me is the Hellsing Organization's top agent, Alucard, and together we'll analyze each fighter's weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle
AKA: Destroyah, Destroyer
A thousand years of Sonic 36A thousand years of Sonic 36
Silver was searching in Alice's library, he picked out a book and opened it. "What are you doing?!" Fleetway face pop out of the book, "AHHH!" Silver slammed the book shut. Silver grabbed his chest he thought he was going to have a heart attack, "Fleetway!" Silver yelled he was mad. He walked down stairs and he didn't saw Fleetway he looked from side to side. "Fleetway?!" Silver called he started to walk and bumped into a refrigerator, "A refri- what is this idiot up to?" Silver asked. "I have become a refrigerator... I hope this story wins a Oscar" said the fridge as he talked by opening the bottom door. "What?! Fleetway?" Silver asked confused of the talking fridge, "No it's El Pendejo, yes it's me" said Fleetway. "Why are you a refrigerator?" Silver asked to know the story, "Well I was searching for the spells in my book an it turned out that some of my spells work better
Profile Zoe JacksonOC PROFILE (Percy Jackson, next generation)
Name: Zoë Ariel Jackson
Nicknames: Zow, Starfish
Birthdate: December 18th (Sagittarius)
Hometown: New York
Years at Camp: 6 (since age 12)
Godly blood: Poseidon blood
Family: - Althea Lockwood (mother, daughter of Demeter)
- Percy Jackson (father, son of Poseidon)
- Rowen Jackson (younger brother, 2 years younger, Demeter blood)
- River Jackson (younger brother, 4 years younger, Poseidon blood)
- Sfea Jackson (younger sister, 6 years younger, Demeter blood)
- Demeter, goddess of grain and nature (maternal grandmother)
- Rowen Lockwood (maternal grandfather, deceased)
- Sally Jackson (paternal grandmother)
Friends Episode 5: Let's Be Cops
Reggie has his hands on the steering wheel of the police cruiser with Zach sitting in the passenger seat. “Hey, since you’re my new partner, how bout I tell you my story?”
Zach turns to him. “Sure, I’d love to hear how you managed to become a cop.”
“Well,” Reggie begins, staring through the windshield. “When I was an Elgyem, I was inspired to become an officer from witnessing so many arrests on television. After I evolved, I signed up for the academy and passed. Too bad my old friends from my home planet won’t be seeing me for what I do.”
Zach clenches one eye. “Why, don’t you think they’ll visit?”
“Because I was sentenced to exile from my home planet, I almost died in the wild because I didn’t know how to survive. Then I met her, the most beautiful Audino I’d ever seen. I’ll never forget her. Mimi and her friends made sure I received enough medical attention and helped me
Cub SeidonPhysical Attributes
Born four and a half minutes after his sister AoifeSlightly smaller than herSeidon wasn’t as strong as his sister, but he was faster than her—he inherited his mother's speed
He was calmer and quieter than Aoife, but was just as playful as her. He was also a very curious cub; he loved learning about the world around him Seidon wasn’t a troublemaker like his sister, though he always seems to get himself into strange predicaments. The closest he gets to mischievousness is covering up for Aoife's capers
Like any ordinary cub, Seidon loves and admires his mother. He's captivated by her stories about her life as a traveler, and wishes to be just like her when she grows up. He also loves and admires his father despite his indifferent attitude. On the other hand, when he becomes a courier, Seidon couldn’t help but feel baffled about Hiro's disapproval. Wasn't i
Creepypasta the Fighters Boss: Mr. Creepypasta
Bio: A person of unknown origin, very little is known about the being named Mr.Creepypasta. What is known however is that he is responsible for all the creepypasta phenomena that occur in the world. He takes pleasure in creating creatures he calls his “Children” and his only wish is for his children to play.
Powers/Weapons: As the god of Creepypasta, Mr. Creepypasta has unlimited god like power and can do many abilities such as creation, destruction and resurrection. In battle, he wields a large war hammer called the Pasta Hammer, which has a bludgeoning end on side and a spike on the other.
*Light Spear: Mr. Creepypasta crouches down to his knees and throws a long light spear at the player.
*Shoulder Ram: Mr. Creepypasta shoulder rams the player with a shadow trail following behind him.
*Pasta Hammer Attack: Mr. Creepypasta summons his Pasta Hammer, seemingly from thin air, and smashes the player over the head with it, setting them up for a free hit.
Crowbar Basic InfoBasic Info
Occupation: Vigilante, Informant, Muscle
Weaponry: "Relieved" Laser Pistols, Experimental Transforming Alloy
Fighting Style: Crowbar was raised in the streets and has therefore grown up street fighting. Mainly going with his fists and improvised weapons in a pinch, when given the opportunity to prepare himself he commands the alloy he "commandeered" into a chain, a sword, brass knuckles, or a pipe. Anything goes in terms of style when he enters the ring.
Origin Story: see story "Opportunity"
Friends: Leah, Angie, Raphael
Enemies: Too many to keep track of
Home: New York City
Affiliation: Heaven's Legacy
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